HAVE YOU ORDERED YOUR HOLIDAY TURDUCKEN YET?

The turkducken is a uniquely American experience. Hailing from Louisiana and the Deep South, this bad boy chicken-in-a-duck-in-a-turkey roast has made its way north and to the Left Coast. And, 4505 Meats here in San Franny will put one together for you, because lawdy-Miss-Clawdy, don't try to stuff a chicken into a duck into a turkey on your own!

But you can order one -- and then roast it for 18 of your closest friends and relations. 4505 Meats will tell you how. It's a little pricey, at $250 for a 20-pounder. But in addition to the free-range turkey and other free-range birds inside, it's stuffed with cornbread and sausage stuffing. Works out to a little less than $14 per serving. Get the rest of your guestlist to bring the booze and mashed potatoes and you've got a chance to break even.

Turducken orders need to be made by November 18. Email meats@4505meats.com to place your order now.