SISTERS STILL DOIN' IT FOR THEMSELVES -- EASTER WEEKEND

While the rest of the world's got the Pope to handle their Easter blessing, San Francisco's got the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to guide us through the Easter holiday weekend. Thank Gawd!

There's a Nun World Order in town as the Sisters celebrate 30 (count 'em 30!) years of outrageously good deeds.

Events range from FREE to suggested $10 donation, starting on Holy Thursday in the Mission, moving on to the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts on Good Friday night, an unholy Saturday night beer bust at the Eagle Tavern and the traditional Easter Sunday bash in Dolores Park. Not to be missed -- the Hunky Jesus contest starts at 3 pm sharp.

After the crown of thorns is placed on this year's Jesus hottie, follow the party from the park to Cafe Flore and the Lookout Cafe for the Sisters' after-party, called (you guessed it)...Afterbirth!

What do you mean Easter wasn't like this back in Kansas?

(Photo courtesy of KT Drasky)